Sunday, October 6, 2019

How to impress an unknown girl on chat

"How to impress an unknown girl on chat-: 

He-:bargaining aci krte ho ....paltan bazar kafi ghumte ho
She-: kon ni ghumta paltan market but who r u
He-:spiderman
She-:axaji kis spider ne kata apko
He-:katne ke baad visitin card nj dia tha usne. ...vse bi jldi mein tha date pe jana tha
She-:kisko
He-:spider ko.
She-:AXA ap spider se baatei krte ho kia.
He-:hn tbi to bola i m spiderman
She-:nice joke
He-:mein joke ke liye hi famous hu
She-:oho joker ho hahahah koi aur joke sunao
He-:AXA usse pehle ek swal ap filter konsa use krte ho
She-:aqyaguard wale ho kia ap
He-:are dp mein konsa filter use kia hai miss Kent
She-:ku.
He-:aca filter hai ...islie pic mst ayi hai
She-:thnks but koi filter use ni kia
 He-:ohi breakfast mein kia khate ho dove
She-:hadd hai dove kon khata hai yr.
 He-:mein tbi to itna cute hu
She-:khud ki tareef
he-:apki krunga to bologe line marra
She-:smart han...koi book hai kia tumpe faltu ki baaton ki
He-:nhi app install hai mind mein
She-:hahaha mera no. Kha se mila
He-;ap hi ne dia
She-:meine kb dia
He-:6 month pehle
She-:aca to ab yaad kse ayi
He-:waiting list bhut lmbi thi na
She-:kitna fekte ho
He-:jitna ap catch krte ho
 she-:bhut tez lgre ho tum
He-:spiderman to tez hi hota hai
she-:pichle jnam mein birbal the kia
He-:kse pta
She-:sari baaton ke jwab hai apke pass
he-:thnks tareef ke lie .....aur ap beautiful the kia
She-:vo to is jnam mein bi hu hahaha
He-: apni tareef khud
She-:aapki karungi to bologe line marri hai
He-:smart ...koi nu aap chaho to line kia circle bi maarlo
She-haha
He-:wse suna hai aap china mein rehte the phle
She-:kha se suna
he-:aapki ankho se
She-:aankho ki language bi smjhte ho
He-:hn xoti xoti aankhein china mein hoti hai na
she-:haww insult
He-:dosti mein insult na kro to mazza ni ata
She-:dost kb bne hum
He-:jb se tere naina mere naino se lage re
She-:hahaha
he-:match dekhte ho ap
She-:hn He-:to ajao meri gully mein match chlra hai
 She-:aca  Cricket khelna ata bi hai
He-:cricket kon bolra mein to ludo khelra hu
She-:itni baatein kha se late ho
He-:kidney se sochke
she-:dil se bi sochlia kro
He-:ye dil wala emoji na bhejo emotional ldka hu pyaar hojata hai
She-:itni baatein krte ho gf to hogi
he-:mein nanha munna rahi hu desh ka sipahi hu gf ni bnata
she-:hahahaha bht smart ho ap
HE-:Bchpn se bs ghmmnd nu krta
she-:krna bi mt
he-:aca ek baat pucho guussa to ni kroge
she-:pucho
he-:agr mein aapko propose kru to jhadu se maroge ya belan se
She-:dono se
He-:maar lena wse bi ldkion se maar khane mein mazza ata ha
She-:funny ho ap bhut"

  

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